His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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