omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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