ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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