at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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