My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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