i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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