that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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