dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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