I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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