I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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