Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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