honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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