HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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