I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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