the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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