She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
You are a genius and a whore.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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