Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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