So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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