I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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