i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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