They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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