He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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