i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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