This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
