i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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