She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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