i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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