You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
