Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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