sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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