what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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