White coat. Heels.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
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He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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