You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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