Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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