But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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