White coat. Heels.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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