I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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