do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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