You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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