were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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