State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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