yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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