If i come over, it means nothing
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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