I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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