would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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