Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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