This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
It's blow job season.
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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