so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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