Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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