My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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