is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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