My brain says no but my pants say off.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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