Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize