I am spending my child support on dildos
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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