I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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