That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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